Uncle.

Wow, it's been almost a year.

Anyway, this one was drawn months ago, but I couldn't be arsed to upload it (because I am very, very lazy...)

Let me know what you think. Should I bother drawing anymore? I have some new ideas for a comic, which I might open as a blog as well.

Christmas Special.

This isn't as funny as it was in my head. *sigh* Still, it's all I could think of.

Proverb.

This is why you should never ever stand up to bullies. Ever.

Sunglasses.

Click on it to make it bigger. First in ages, as you may have noticed. Woohoo!

Jews.

Yes, we are all bored of hearing about how naughty Hitler and every single fucking German citizen was.

Yes, the level of the flag changes sometimes.

Yes, it has a swastika on it.

Yes, I am aware that swastikas are naughty symbols for naughty people.

Yes, it's the third post in a day. Just pretend this is normal, and that I'm not making up for woeful neglect of this blog and its wonders.

Donna Tartt.

Like most of the images on this blog, you'll have to click on it to really appreciate it. You might not get the joke anyway, so there we go. I thought it was funny, but then I drew it during the hours of 'Shouldn't you be in bed by now?' and 'Well, you're up early.' You also need to have an appreciation of Donna Tartt's ability to grab your brain by the tender spots and squeeze down profoundly and for ever.

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Neil Gaiman

I'm sorry - I'm sorry! It's been far too long, really it has. I've been trying to work on the new server, which is being an arseface as per fucking usual, so I doubt it will ever get done, so I might as well start posting up here again for now, as I haven't for months. Bad me. Anyway, enjoy.

The Poet.

The second part of it. I am working on more mushroom things, but undercover. Secret. So let's be shushy-quiet, shall we, and creep about like micies? Yes. Squee, squee.

I have lots of ideas. Just you wait.

And the website...ugh.

The server is being a FREAK, and I need to sort it out. I really do.

Then we can sort it out.

Shit, shit. So busy. Give me a few more days, until half-term.

I'll be writing a long rant on my other blog soon about why I haven't been drawing or writing much lately, but not yet. Half-term should revive my creativity. For now, enjoy the rare 'art' coming out of me at the moment.

Artist.

something Michelle and I were talking about. did it ages ago but only just decided to post it, dammit Michelle upload some stuff already.

Nasty Freaky Midget.

After all the Christmas fun and japes, it is necessary that you should be reminded that only I am perfect in this world, and midgets are unwelcome.

Nasty Freaky Midget.

After all the Christmas fun and japes, it is necessary that you should be reminded that only I am perfect in this world, and midgets are unwelcome.

Punk.

That is, like, so against anarchy. Anarrrrchay for the Ukie-ay and all that stuff.