Donna Tartt.

Like most of the images on this blog, you'll have to click on it to really appreciate it. You might not get the joke anyway, so there we go. I thought it was funny, but then I drew it during the hours of 'Shouldn't you be in bed by now?' and 'Well, you're up early.' You also need to have an appreciation of Donna Tartt's ability to grab your brain by the tender spots and squeeze down profoundly and for ever.

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Neil Gaiman

I'm sorry - I'm sorry! It's been far too long, really it has. I've been trying to work on the new server, which is being an arseface as per fucking usual, so I doubt it will ever get done, so I might as well start posting up here again for now, as I haven't for months. Bad me. Anyway, enjoy.

A British Tea-Drinker.

'Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities...will always be the favoured beverage of the intellectual.'

Thomas DeQuincy.

(Yes, the thing over his eye is a monocle.)

Pear-Shaped.

A pointless little picture I found floating around my computer.

Well, not floating.

Just there.

The Baby-Face Of Hardcore.

Lauri, let us salute you as the only man in rock able to get away with looking like a gothic bearded baby in drag, and still being cute.

'As long as I haff feazers een my hair, I should be alright, yes?'

Yes, Lauri Mushroom. Yes.

Emo. 'It's Not A Phase, It's A Lifestyle Choice.' ...Ahem.

This is what we in the business call an 'emo' mushroom. Their hobbies include irritating whiny music, wearing too many stripes, looking exactly the same as each other no matter their gender, trying to be mysterious, writing shitty poetry, falling in 'luff' with everyone they meet, filling Myspace journals with pseudo-suicidal rants, and denying the fact that they are emo.

Sex Pistols.

This is my punk mushroom effort.

The Wizard Who Denies Himself.

A mushroom image of one of my characters.

New style.

It's meant to look like it was drawn in black ink.

I will not be using this style very often, it is not easy to acheive on Paint.

Butternut's Soliloquy.

This is from the point of view of Turtle's exgirlfriend. Hmm, you probably guessed that.